“Dude, you have no Koran”

In Amarillo, Texas, someone was getting ready to publicly burn a copy of the Koran in a city park by lighting it up on a grill. But then a man named Jacob Isom snuck up behind the guy and grabbed the Koran off the grill and got away on his skateboard. Later, a local Amarillo news station interviewed Isom. And then some genius set that local news story to music using auto-tune. So now there’s this: